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How Do I Get Into The Charlie Sheen After Party in NYC

2011-03-31T15:11:00.000-07:00

After performing his one man show ( The Torpedo of Truth/Defeat Is Not An Option ) in New York the after party is going to be in a club called Dragonfly, in Carlstadt, New Jersey, a town of 6,000. According to TMZ, Carlstadt usually has just 3 police officers on duty at one time, but will be beefing up their squad to 10 once Sheen rolls into town. And since Sheen is no longer welcome in New York hotels, here’s a list of hotels in Carlstadt, so you have an idea of where to find the real party.

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Charlie Sheen invents his own language like Snoop Dogg

2011-03-31T15:05:00.000-07:00

The Genius, or should i say, Sheenius is the way Charlie is making us all his bitch. Twisting not only or minds but our lexicon as well. More

Charlie-isms:

Trolls: those greedy studio suits.

Goddesses: the "escorts", porn stars, and plain-old bimbo's that hang around Charlie because they love his money, I mean, his personality.

Tiger Blood: the hemoglobin that pulses through his veins

Duh-neese Poor-ards: See what he did there? Pretty clever. She's a money grubbing idiot.

Warlock: The species that Charlie Sheen belongs to.

Torpedo of Truth: This either refers to the insights that shoot directly out his brain like magic from his Warlocky fingertips, or the rumored giant cock he's hiding in his magicians robe.

Mortals: Everyone else that is not apart of the Charlie "cadre"

Cadre: Those of us idiots (me) that are following him on twitter and seeing him in concert.

Warlock Napalm: His weapon of choice, and perhaps, favorite beverage?

Winning: Whatever he does.

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Charlie Sheen records song with Snoop Dogg and Rob Patterson

2011-03-31T14:42:00.000-07:00

Charlie Sheen announced that he is in the recording studio with Snoop Dogg and Rob Patterson.
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Charlie tweeted from his Twitter account "Warlock meets his makers-music makers that is @SnoopDogg @robpatterson666 get ready to rock the Sheenius within!"

Snoop Dogg just released "The Doggumentary,"

Sheen's My Violent Torpedo of Truth tour is about to kick off as well.

Charlie Sheen drinks Tiger Blood and Waves Machete with his Goddess Natalie

2011-03-31T14:29:00.000-07:00

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Charlie was fired from "Two and a Half Men" he brushed it off by referring to the show's creator as "whatshiscock"!

He celebrated by waiving a machete and drinking tiger's blood with Natalie Kenly, one of his many goddesses.

Charlie cheered from the rooftop chanting "Free at last ... free at last."

Charlie Sheen is fired from Two and Half Men

2011-03-31T14:17:00.000-07:00

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Actor Charlie Sheen was fired from "Two and a Half Men" by Warner Bros.

The studio said the decision was made "after careful consideration," and a decision has not yet been made on the future of the hit sitcom.

After Sheen called them trolls he stated that he intended to sue the studio.

"I'm dealing with fools and trolls," Sheen said."[Lorre] mistook this rock star for his own selfish exit strategy, bro. I embarrassed him in front of his children and the world by healing at a pace that his unevolved mind cannot process."

Sheen tweeted that says he's looking for a paid intern.

Up The Mountain...Again

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I made another try to get to the top of that mountain.

Up The Mountain

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I Am America

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The presidential campaign

Yin-Yangy

2008-03-10T10:32:00.000-07:00

Dear Blog,

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Just Say No

2008-02-22T09:14:00.001-08:00

Dear Blog,

I apologize

The Upside of Anger

2008-02-12T08:52:00.000-08:00

Dear Blog,

I have a lot of anger inside of me lately.

Happ Birthday To Me

2008-02-04T22:34:00.001-08:00

Happy birthday to me!